Thekla

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TheklaWhat are you doing here in my kitchen?
MeSomething smells delicious here!
TheklaOh yes! I know the likes of you! They're swarming all over the place.
TheklaFirst they try to get on your good side, and then, when you need them, they're nowhere to be seen!
MeI'm hungry!
TheklaI don't dish out food to tramps. I only feed people who work.
Thekla(contemptuously) And that mercenary riffraff, of course.
TheklaHere, your grub.
TheklaWe don't serve militiamen here.
TheklaHow could I refuse the request of a representative of Innos?
MeI'm looking for work ...
TheklaYou want to work here on the farm?
TheklaOnly Onar can decide that. The farm is his, and so's the entire valley.
MeActually, I was planning to join the mercenaries ...
TheklaSo you're another of those felons from the penal colony?
TheklaI might have known! Just leave me alone! There's already enough of your kind around here!
MeI need a place to sleep.
TheklaDon't even think about sleeping in my kitchen. Go find yourself a place in the barn.
MeWhat's your problem with the mercenaries?
TheklaAh, those morons really get on my nerves! Especially Sylvio and his fat buddy Bullco.
TheklaThe two of them have been sitting in their corner for days now, making life miserable for me.
TheklaThe soup is too hot, the meat is too tough, et cetera and so forth.
MeThen why don't you do anything about it?
TheklaAnd what am I to do, Mr. Smartypants? Whack them with my rolling pin? I can do that to the farmers, but these lowly bastards just hit back.
MeWant me to teach the two of them some manners?
TheklaYou had better not try that, honey. As far as I know, Sylvio has magic armor. He can't be defeated.
MeAnd what about Bullco?
TheklaThat guy is strong as an ox. So far, he has flattened anyone who tried to mess with him or Sylvio.
TheklaYou really let Bullco have it, honey.
TheklaMust have been an exhausting job to thrash that fat swine.
TheklaThat's quite a licking you took there, honey.
TheklaDidn't I tell you? Now you know what I mean.
MeI'm happy to see you're having fun.
TheklaNow don't you pull a face like that. You're not the first one who got beaten up by that scum.
TheklaHere, have a bite to eat so you'll gain back your strength.
MeHere's the package from Sagitta.
TheklaThanks a lot. So you can make yourself useful after all.
MeCan I have some more of your stew?
TheklaI haven't got any now.
MeNot even a tiny bowl?
TheklaNo.
MeCan I lick the pot, then?
TheklaWill you cut it out!
TheklaIf you're so keen on my stew, you'll have to do something to get it.
MeWhat?
TheklaGo see Sagitta, the healer who lives behind Sekob's farm, and bring me a package of her herbs.
TheklaIf you bring me the herbs, I'll make you some stew.
TheklaAll right. I'll be nice, then. Here. So you won't starve before my very eyes.
TheklaHey, hey, hey, not so greedy! I'll let you know when I have anything else for you to do.
TheklaAnd THEN you can have more stew, got it?
TheklaI heard you helped Bennet get out of jail. Good job, kid.
TheklaThese militia bastards threw Bennet in the hole.
TheklaDo me a favor and get him out of there, will you? In the meantime, I'll cook you some yummy stew.
TheklaI've got nothing left. Come back later.
TheklaYou're always hungry, aren't you? Just what is it you do all the time?
MeI've done in a few dragons.
TheklaOh! I guess it's time for a hearty bowl of stew, then.
TheklaThat was it. No more stew left over.
TheklaNo herbs, no stew - understood?