Bronko

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Bronko(fatherly) So, where are we headed, then?
MeAre you the foreman here?
BronkoI'll give you one upside the head, you rascal.
BronkoIf you want to go ambling across my land, you'll pay me 5 gold coins, or you're in for a good thrashing!
MeYour land? Are you the farmer here?
BronkoYou can bet on that. Why else would I make you pay me a toll?
BronkoI don't mind if you go ask the others about me. Heh heh!
MeIf I have no choice - here's your money.
Bronko(mischievously) Thank you. And have a nice day.
BronkoYou don't even have 5 gold coins. Trying to pull a fast one, are you?
MeForget it. You won't get anything from me.
BronkoThen, I'm afraid, I'm going to have to tan your hide.
BronkoYou boys from the city guard are short of money, huh?
BronkoI don't care if you are a magician. You'll have to pay. Understood?
MeCome on and try it, then.
BronkoWell, in that case ...
MeYou, the farmer? Don't make me laugh. You're nobody, really.
BronkoWhaaat? Want me to smash your face in?
MeWell, let's see then what you've got.
BronkoI hoped you would say that.
MeSekob is the farmer here, and you're nothing but a small-time crook who's trying to wangle money out of people's pockets.
BronkoSays who?
MeSays me. Sekob wants you to go back to work instead of loafing around here.
BronkoSo what? What are you going to do now?
MeNever mind!
BronkoScram!
MeAll right, then I guess I'll have to tell Onar the landowner that there's a farmer mouthing off here who refuses to pay his rent.
BronkoAhem. Wait a minute. Onar will send all his mercenaries after me.
MeSo what?
BronkoAll right, all right. I'll give you whatever you want, but leave the mercenaries out of this, OK?
BronkoHere, I'll even give you all my gold.
BronkoAnd I'll go back to my field. Anything but the mercenaries.
MeSo? Busy as a bee, are you?
MeSo? Still got that big mouth?
BronkoYou're a mercenary, aren't you? I might have known.
Bronko(fearfully) You won't go fetch those mercenaries, huh?
BronkoDon't beat me, please.
BronkoI'll even go back to work, OK?