Grom

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MeEverything all right?
GromAh, an unfamiliar wanderer. I am very busy, so what do you want?
MeWhat interesting things are there to see here?
GromInteresting is well put. If you go deeper into the woods here, you will run into some very evil fellows.
GromThey're about ten feet tall, hairy, and in a really bad mood. So don't go there if you're not strong enough for them.
MeWhat are you doing here?
GromWell, the things a woodcutter and hunter usually does.
MeCan you teach me something about hunting?
GromSure. But first get me something decent to eat. I'm dying of hunger out here.
GromI want a bottle of milk, a loaf of bread and a fat ham, then I'll teach you what you want.
MeHere's the food you wanted.
GromFantastic. And now?
MeTeach me how to hunt.
GromWhat do you want to learn?
GromI can't teach you anything you don't already know.
GromCut a slit in the animal's legs so that you can strip the skin off. Do that from front to back, not the other way around.
GromWhen removing the teeth you have to take special care that they don't break when they come away from the skull.
GromYou remove the heart of the animal with a deft cut in the chest. But it's usually only worth it with special animals or magical beings.
GromThe mandibles of a minecrawler or field raider have to be removed with a very strong metal lever. They are lodged very deeply in the animal's skull.
GromTo take off a shadowbeast horn, brace yourself against the skull with all your might, pulling on the horn and cutting the thing out with a hard blade.