| Tramp | What's going on here? | |
| Me | What do you mean? | |
| Tramp | You're the second fellow to rush past here like he's been stung by bloodflies. | |
| Me | Where did the other one go? | |
| Tramp | He ran up that way like lightning. | |
| Me | Who was the other guy? | |
| Tramp | He looked like one of those brainy novices from the monastery back there. | |
| Tramp | You can say what you like, but somehow those guys aren't quite right in the head. | |
| Tramp | Just look at their silly clothes. I wouldn't want to be caught in the street at night in those. (laughs) | |
| Me | Be careful what you say. I used to be a novice in the monastery myself. | |
| Tramp | (laughs) You poor swine. That certainly explains a few things. | |
| Tramp | No offense. Be on your way. You're a busy man, don't let me keep you. | |
| Me | Somebody should teach you some manners. | |
| Tramp | Now don't be offended. All right, if you absolutely want a fight, you can have one. | |
| Tramp | So show me what you've got, novice. | |
| Me | I need to get going. | |
| Tramp | Hey. No problem. | |
| Me | What's your business here? | |
| Tramp | You ask a damn lot of questions for such a young whippersnapper. | |
| Tramp | Name the goblin cave we crawled through together, and I'll tell you my secrets. | |
| Tramp | Otherwise, mind your own business. | |