| Me | What are you doing here? | |
| Tramp | What's it to you? | |
| Me | I'm looking for a novice. | |
| Tramp | That's very interesting. We're looking for someone, too. | |
| Me | Just asking. | |
| Tramp | Understood. But what are YOU doing here? | |
| Tramp | Anyway, this is our road and we don't like it when someone bothers us here. | |
| Me | I'm looking for a novice. | |
| Tramp | That's very interesting. We're looking for someone, too. | |
| Me | And who would that be? | |
| Tramp | You! | |
| Me | That's none of your business. | |
| Tramp | What do you mean? Are you looking for trouble? | |
| Me | No, never mind. No trouble. | |
| Tramp | I understand, you filled your pants. Now scram. | |
| Me | If you insist. | |
| Tramp | Ho ho, you've got a big mouth. | |
| Tramp | It's time I shut it for you. | |
| Me | I'm only having a look around. | |
| Tramp | Do that, but stop bugging us. | |
| Tramp | That's it for you. | |