Bodo

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MeHow's it going?
BodoThe militia has bullied us long enough. Now that the mercenaries are on our side, they won't dare to just show up here any more.
BodoThe King may think he can get away with anything. But we're not going to take it any more.
BodoGood. If you see a few militiamen, pound them one for me too, will you?
BodoGood. Innos be with you.
BodoThe King's troops aren't exactly welcome on the farm.
BodoA lot of people here may talk to you anyway, but you certainly won't make yourself popular.
MeIn town, they're talking about a peasants' revolt!
BodoNonsense. We aren't doing anything except defending what we've worked hard for.
BodoIt's certainly true that the war is being fought on the backs of the peasants. But Onar is no longer prepared to just stand by and watch while the king bleeds us dry.
MeCan I rest somewhere around here?
BodoIf you're looking for a place to sleep, go to the barn. But don't lie down in a mercenary's bed by mistake.
BodoOnar makes sure that they leave us farmers alone, but with strangers who don't belong on the farm, the mercenaries can do whatever they like.
MeCipher told me somebody stole a package of swampweed from him ...
BodoAnd?
MeHe thinks you're the one who took it.
BodoOh, THAT's why the guy is always gawping at me so stupidly.
BodoI've been extra friendly to him lately, because he seems to have hit a rough spot.
BodoBut there was nothing I could do. I'd look at him friendly like and he'd stare at me like he wanted to kill me.
MeGive me that weed, or else!
BodoListen, all I've got is this one reefer of weed. Take it and leave me alone.
BodoYou know that Onar's mercenaries look out for us, right?
BodoSo don't do anything stupid!
MeI don't believe a word you're saying. Give me the swampweed!
BodoI don't have it. Honest.