Pepe

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MeWhat are you doing here?
Pepe(bored) Guarding sheep! (sighs) And if possible, staying out of trouble.
MeDoesn't always work, does it?
PepeNah, especially not with the mercenaries. I'm really glad to be out here on the pasture. Although that can be dangerous too.
MeWhat's so dangerous in the pasture?
PepeThere's a small pack of wolves that roams the area. Lately the damn beasts have come by and eaten one of my sheep almost every day.
PepeA few days ago, I had almost twice as many sheep. I don't want to think what Onar will do to me when he finds out.
MeWhy didn't you tell the mercenaries about the wolves? I thought they worked for you.
PepeYeah, I know. I should have done that. But I didn't, damnit.
PepeAnd now, with so many sheep gone, I'm afraid to tell anyone about it at all.
MeBut you just told ME ...
Pepe(irritated) I'm already regretting that, too.
MeWhat if I kill those wolves?
Pepe(mocking) You, by yourself? Ha ha. I don't believe it. I'd sooner trust my bellwether to do that.
MeForget it. It was just a suggestion. I'll go over to the boys and see what THEY say about it ...
Pepe(scared) Wait a minute. Okay, okay! Ehm ... you're the greatest and you can take on a hundred wolves at once. No problem!
PepeMostly they lurk between the trees near the pasture. (incidentally) I think there were only four ...
MeI've done in the wolves.
Pepe(amazed) You did it! Thank Innos!
PepeBut now I still don't know how to tell Onar that all those sheep are gone.
Pepe(to himself) It's all that damn Bullco's fault!
PepeI don't need you to make a fool out of me. The beasts aren't all dead.
MeWhat did you say about Bullco?
PepeHe's one of the mercenaries. It was actually his job to guard the pasture.
PepeBut instead he and his pal Sylvio hang around Thekla in the kitchen all day.
PepeIt's that bastard's fault if I don't get paid for weeks because of the lost sheep.
PepeI wish I could at least punch him in the mouth for it. But nobody stands a chance against him. The guy's a killer.
MeBullco got what was coming to him. I've taught him a lesson.
PepeThe swine deserved it.
MeHow are you, and how are your sheep?
PepeI'm fine. And so are the sheep. That is, the ones that are still here are doing all right.
PepeGood. But the wolves are bound to come back some day. And then there will probably be more of them!
PepeI heard the strangest things. Some sinister characters are said to have shown up at Sekob's. They're laying siege to his house.
PepeI heard that some thugs have made themselves at home on Lobart's farm. Maybe someone should help him.
MeCan I buy a sheep?
PepeAny time, if you can pay the price. A sheep will cost you 100 gold pieces.
PepeIf you pay, you can take a sheep. But you have to treat it well.
MeHere's 100 gold pieces. Give me a sheep, then.
PepeGood. Then take Betsy - you'll find her in the pasture.
PepeJust tell her she should follow you. She's pretty smart for a sheep. Treat her well!
PepeAgain? Okay. Take Betsy.
MeBetsy? But the last sheep was called Betsy ...
PepeAll the sheep are called Betsy.
PepeExcept for the rams, of course.
MeAnd what are they called?
PepeBruce.
PepeYou don't have that much gold. I can't give you a sheep for less.