Rod

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MeEverything all right with you?
RodThese boots are killing me! The new armor is really great, but why do the straps on these boots have to be so tight?
RodIf I loosen them, the boots nearly drop off my feet.
MeWhere did you get those boots?
RodThat old warhorse Bennet made them for us dragon hunters, and had us pay him generously for that junk to boot.
RodIf I ever lay hands on him, I'll make him eat the things first and then force him to give me my money back.
MeWhat are you waiting for?
RodFor Cipher to get his ass going at last. It's about time we left.
RodI had been thinking about having a closer look at that swampy area over there.
RodWhat do you think? Should we go over there together and see what we can find?
MeLet's go in together.
RodAll right. Follow me, then.
MeWhat do you know about the swamp region?
RodOnly that it stinks to high heaven, and that there's probably a load of gold to be had there. Isn't that enough?
MeI'll go by myself.
RodWell, then, I wish you luck.
MeWhat's the matter with you?
RodListen, man. I think this thing is getting a bit out of hand. I'll just slip quietly away.
Rod(curses) These boots! These blasted boots!
MeAnd what are you going to do now?
RodThe questions you ask! First thing I'll buy myself some new boots, man!