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Kurgan	Hey, you! Fellows like you should watch where they're going.
Me	What are you trying to tell me?
Kurgan	I mean that the air out here isn't good for your health. The place is just swarming with orcs and monsters.
Kurgan	Not to mention the dragons. It's just a well-intentioned warning.
Me	Can you tell me anything I don't know already?
Kurgan	I can give you a good piece of advice, and it's even free.
Kurgan	We can't use anyone here who faints dead away at the slightest dragon fart.
Kurgan	Go home, this is a job for real men.
Me	Are you the boss here?
Kurgan	Do I look like it? Certainly not. We don't need any self-important jerk ordering us around.
Kurgan	When Sylvio tried to act like he was the boss, we showed him and his buddies what we thought of that.
Kurgan	There was a brawl. In the end, they left on their own.
Kurgan	I hope Sylvio wound up in the soup kettle of some orc.
Me	(mocking) So you want to kill dragons?
Kurgan	Smart ass. So do you know how to bring down a dragon?
Kurgan	Do you think the beast will just sit there quietly while you chop off its head?
Kurgan	Something like that takes good planning and decisive action.
Me	I see. And how are you going to go about that?
Kurgan	First we'll scout out where we can find the beasts.
Kurgan	Only then will we think about the best way to attack.
Me	I think you won't even find a blind sheep.
Kurgan	What? Do you want me to push in your stupid face?
Me	How are you going to get past the orcs?
Kurgan	We'll worry about those details later.
Me	I'd love to watch you do that, but I've got to be on my way.
Kurgan	Get yourself back over the pass. Otherwise you may end up missing a limb or two.
Me	Have you seen a dragon yet?
Kurgan	Not so far. But the beasts can't hide forever.
Me	The dragons are dead.
Kurgan	Ha, who's supposed to have killed them then? The paladins?
Me	I did.
Kurgan	(laughs) Hah. You don't believe that yourself. Quit yanking my chain.