Godar

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GodarHeh? What?
MeWhere do you come from?
GodarWe come from ... eh, from the city.
MeYou're bandits!
GodarCareful! You're biting off more than you can chew!
MeRelax. I won't rat you out.
GodarI hope so, for your sake. Otherwise you're dead!
MeYou can't scare me.
GodarWe'll see about that.
MeI never saw you in town before.
GodarI can't stand people who stick their noses into things that don't concern them, understand?
MeI see, you come from the city.
GodarExactly.
MeNope.
GodarThen I'll have to beat it into you.
MeI see. From the city, then.
GodarSee! You understand!
GodarHere, have a swig!
MeWhat are you doing here?
GodarWe heard about the dragon hunt. So we packed up our stuff and came here.
GodarBut to be honest, I don't give a shit about dragons. I just want a bit of gold.
GodarDragons have gold, don't they?
MeCertainly.
MeWhat do you know about the dragons?
GodarI only know the stories they tell the children.
GodarYou know, virgins, gold, fire breathing, that kind of thing.
MeWhere are you planning to go from here?
GodarNo idea. We're still thinking about it.
MeYou could go to the castle.
GodarWild horses couldn't drag me there. Not to the paladins.
GodarI'm not going back to jail. I was there once and that was enough for me.
MeWhat about the orcs?
GodarThe whole castle is surrounded. There aren't any gaps.
GodarTrying to sneak through there is insane. If you try to fight, you're a dead man.
GodarNobody gets through there.
MeAh, really.
MeWhat were you in the slammer for?
GodarLike I'm going to tell you that, huh?
GodarYou magicians are in cahoots with the paladins. Nah, my friend. Forget it.
GodarThe swine nabbed me for poaching. For two lousy hares!
GodarThey slapped me with 10 years for that.
MeThat was all?
GodarWell, okay, of course I defended myself.
MeAnd?
GodarI couldn't do anything about it, the guy tripped and broke his neck. Honest!
MeSounds familiar.
GodarYou know what I mean. The rich bastards don't have any idea how we're treated.
GodarThat doesn't worry them in the least.
MeYou shouldn't have let yourself get caught.
Godar(angry) I bet you've never been in jail, have you?
GodarThen I should teach you a lesson about what all can happen to a body in jail.
MeCan you teach me how to hunt?
GodarYou aren't serious, are you? Beat it!
GodarAn animal has more than just meat. You can sell the pelts or the claws. That can bring a tidy little sum.
GodarI can hardly wait to get my hands on a dragon.
MeShow me how to gut a dragon.
GodarSo you can rake in all the dough yourself, huh?
GodarWell, all right, but that'll cost you 1000 gold coins.
MeThat's fair.
GodarWithout money it's not. First get the cash.
MeIt's not worth that much to me.
GodarSuit yourself.
MeShow me how to hunt.
GodarThe best way to remove the teeth is with a sturdy knife.
GodarThe fastest way to remove a bloodfly's stinger is to squeeze it out before you cut it off.
GodarA bloodfly's wings are very sensitive. So be careful when you cut them off.
GodarUse soft footwear when you're sneaking. A stiff sole can be very noisy.
GodarYou need a lot of strength to get the scales off a dragon. But you can handle that.
GodarLook for a soft spot on the dragon's belly. That's where it's easiest to get dragon blood.
MeI've killed all the dragons.
GodarWell, so what. Here in the valley there's still enough for us to get.