Biff

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MeCome with me!
BiffI don't need you to make a fool out of myself.
MeWhat are you doing here?
BiffThat is truly the stupidest question I have heard in a long time. What does it look like?
MeNever mind.
MeI can't tell anything from that idiotic face you're making. That's why I have to ask.
BiffYou're mouth is too big for my taste. It's time somebody shut it for you.
MeI haven't a clue.
BiffI'm waiting for something to finally happen here.
MeWhat do you expect to happen?
BiffOh, man, you are really not the sharpest knife in the drawer. If I knew that, I wouldn't have to wait.
MeWhat could happen, then?
BiffYou're getting on my nerves. Look, I don't care what happens. Just as long as something does happen.
MeWhy don't you do something, then?
BiffIf you don't stop asking stupid questions right now, I'm going to shut your dirty mouth.
MeIf you just wait around here, nothing will ever happen!
BiffThat's it!
MeWhat are you hoping to find here in the Valley of Mines?
BiffGold and honor. What else? When I'm finished with the dragon, I'll be swimming in gold.
BiffEnough to spend the rest of my life frequenting every tavern and cathouse in the country.
MeEither that, or you'll be dead!
BiffSo what? That's part of it. If you want to get rich, you've got to take a few risks.
MeWell, then, I wish you luck.
BiffI don't need luck. Just my axe.
MeHow would you like to work for me from now on?
BiffWe tried that once. Didn't work very well. Thanks, not interested.
BiffMmh. Why not? What are you paying?
MeI'll pay you 100 gold coins for now.
BiffAll right then. It's a start, anyway. Go ahead. I'll follow you.
MeYou'll get half of the booty.
BiffThat sounds good. But I'm warning you, don't try ticking me, or you'll regret it.
BiffAnd one more thing, I don't want any weapons or other junk you collect here. I'm only interested in gold, got it?
BiffBut, what am I saying. You already know all that.
MeCount yourself lucky if I spare your life.
BiffWait a minute! Didn't you say half the booty belonged to me? Give it here!
MeHere's your share.
BiffAll right. Let's get going.
MeI can't afford you.
BiffStop whining at me. We agreed on half.
MeIch f�rchte, ich muss mich von dir trennen.
BiffIf you say so. Then I'll just have to take my share.
BiffReally dicey area here. You go in front. I'll keep in the background.
BiffDon't scatter your gold all over the place.
BiffBetter give it to me, then.
MeThis is where our collaboration should end, I think.
BiffSuit yourself. I can think of better things, too. So long.
BiffI'm starting to get the feeling that I should get more money from you.
Biff100 gold coins should do it.
BiffNo sweat. Of course, I haven't forgotten that we're splitting the booty.
BiffThat's why I won't bug you so often about giving me more money.
BiffI want another 100 gold coins.
MeAll right. You're worth it.
BiffI should say so. Then let's get going.
BiffYou poor sucker, you can't even pay a man-at-arms.
BiffI think I'll find another business partner.
MeI can't afford you.
BiffThen you can just do your crap alone from now on.
MeDo you need a healing potion?
BiffSure. It can't hurt.
BiffI guess I need to wait until you've got one for me.
BiffUnfortunately, you don't have any at the moment. I'll get back to you later on that.
MeI'll give you something later.
BiffBut don't forget.
MeThat's it. All the dragons are dead.
BiffYeah. And I'm still standing.
BiffAre you sure that was the last one?
MeI should think so.
BiffToo bad. I was just getting warmed up.
MeWould you fancy a little trip around the world?
BiffWhat?
MeNever mind. My ship is full anyway.
BiffQuit yanking my chain, man.
MeI'm going to leave Khorinis and go to an island to look for new opponents.
MeWon't you come along?
BiffI don' t care about more opponents. I want ...
MeWhere we're going, there will be more gold than you can carry.
BiffIf that's the case, I'm in. Where are we going?
MeBut first we need to get you out of the Valley of Mines.
BiffNo problem. I'm on my way. Meet me at the pass.
MeI just thought I'd mention it.
BiffWell, well. Have fun, then.
MeWill you make it across the pass?
BiffQuit babbling. Go on. I want to finally get over the top.