Mil_310_Stadtwache

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HimHALT!
Me(sighs) What is it?
HimYou know exactly what!
HimYou are wanted in the city for murder!
HimWe don't need any filthy thieves here!
HimWe don't need any troublemakers in our city!
HimWhy do you think we should let you in?
MeWhat is it?
HimYOU aren't getting in here, my boy!
MeWhy not?
HimAs ragged as you look, you're sure to cause nothing but trouble here!
HimWe've got enough rabble in the city. We have no use for people without money.
HimWhat do you want this time?
MeThe farmer sent me.
HimSo? Have you at least got a good reason for coming here this time?
HimAre you one of the hands on Lobart's farm? I've never seen you here!
MeI haven't been with Lobart for long.
HimWhat do you want in the city?
Me(calmly) What?
HimPardon me, but those are our instructions.
MeAre you trying to stop me?
HimOf course not. All members of the church of Innos are naturally welcome.
HimI only wanted to take a look at you. Looks like you've got money. You can go in.
HimNo funny business. One more step and I'll hack you to bits!
HimYou asked for it ...
MeHere's 100 gold pieces. Let me pass!
Him(greedy) 100 gold pieces sounds good. In you go then.
HimAnd go straight to Lord Andre! Otherwise you'll be out another 100 gold pieces the next time!
HimWhat?! Where?! I don't see 100 gold pieces. Beat it!
MeI've got a pass!
HimReally? And who did you kill for that, you cut-throat?
MeNow will you let me pass, or not?
HimWell, go on in before I change my mind!
HimSeems to be all right. Go on.
MeI want to see the blacksmith. To have some tools repaired.
Him(angry) Oh? And why didn't you say so right away?
MeI was just curious how you would react.
HimWhat?! Try something like that with me again and I'll show you how I react to that kind of thing, you stupid yokel!
HimOkay, fine, in you go then.
HimAnd if you see Lobart, you can tell him he should feed his sheep well, we're coming back to him shortly! (dirty laugh)
MeI'm bringing some herbs for Constantino the alchemist.
Him(slyly) Really? Then you won't mind showing me what you've brought.
Him(approving) Mmh. Looks good. All right. In you go. But don't cause any trouble, understood?
HimWhat? What is this supposed to be?
HimWhat's an alchemist to do with a bunch of clunky turnips? Are you trying to be cute? Get lost!
HimI don't know much about alchemy, but who is going to use this trussed-up bundle of mixed veggies for anything? Nice try.
HimWhat herbs? You don't have any herbs. Beat it!
MeI've come to join the militia!
HimThat's a good one! Try that at the other gate - maybe THEY'LL buy that from you.
MeI need to see the leader of the paladins! I've got an important message for him!
HimOh? And what important message might that be?
MeI have come to get the Eye of Innos!
HimWhat? Never heard of it - what's that supposed to be?
MeIt's an important artifact.
HimYou don't look much like an important messenger. Do you have some kind of identification?
MeNo, I don't!
HimThen don't waste my time!
MeThe hosts of evil are camped in the valley of Khorinis!
HimIn the Valley of Mines? You come from there? Have you seen the army?
MeThe city will soon be under attack!
HimWhat? By whom? The orcs? Have you seen our army?
MeNo. But I know that it's led by dragons!
HimSure! And my grandmother advises the orc generals.
HimYou don't think we'll let you carry an old wives' tale like that to Lord Hagen!
HimScram!
MeNo - but I've been sent by someone who saw them.
Him(distrustful) WHO sent you?
MeYes. I was in the valley of Khorinis. I saw some gigantic dragons!
HimYou liar! The pass to the valley is held on both sides. No one gets through!
HimGet out of here!
MeA magician.
HimYou have news from the magicians? Then you certainly have a seal as proof!
MeNo.
HimWhat? The magicians ALWAYS give their messengers a seal.
MeNot this magician.
HimI don't believe you. If you're really a messenger, then spit out your news or clear off!
MeA paladin.
HimHm, that could be - the paladins hold the pass to the Valley of Mines.
HimGive me your message and I'll report you.
MeI don't have permission to tell you that.
HimDon't act like that with me, boy! I'm a member of the city guard.
HimYou can tell me EVERYTHING. So - who sent you?
MeThe army of evil is led by dragons!
HimWhat? That can't be true. And I came that close to letting you in.
HimIf you served up THAT story to Lord Hagen, he'd have handed me my head.
HimScram!
MeI can only give this message to the paladins!
HimIt doesn't work like that, boy!
HimLike hell will I let you see Lord Hagen if I can't be sure that you won't waste his valuable time.
MeNo. The message is for the paladins ONLY.
HimThen your journey ends here, stranger.
HimMove along!