Hermit

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Me(amazed) What are you doing here?
HermitWhat am I doing here?! What the hell are YOU doing here?
HermitI came to the remotest spot on the island because I finally wanted some peace!
HermitCivil war, bandit raids, hordes of orcs outside my door ...
HermitThat just wasn't my thing. I've retired from that madness.
HermitThere may be orcs here, but not very many.
HermitAnd other PEOPLE - thank Innos - never show up here. (grumpily) Until today.
MeI am searching for stone tablets. You wouldn't happen to have found any?
Hermit(carefully) Yes ... But I'm keeping them!
HermitThey're the only thing there is to read around here.
HermitI may not understand all of it yet, but I've been able to decipher some of the texts.
MeAbout the stone tablets ...
HermitShall I teach you to read them?
Hermit(hastily) But you won't get mine! You'll have to find your own!
HermitWell, it's quite simple. A G is an O, a T is an H and an I is a C.
HermitIf you understand that, the rest is quite logical ...
HermitI don't think there is any more I can teach you about that.
MeI have some clothes for you ...
HermitReally? Show me, let's see if they fit!
HermitThey do!
HermitWell, what do I do now? I gave all my gold to the pirates for the crossing.
HermitAll I can give you is a couple of old stone tablets.
HermitHere, take them, by all means. I'll look for some new ones.
HermitOh, great. First you get me all stirred up and then ... (sighs)
MeAnd? How's life as a drop-out?
Hermit(proudly) I built everything myself. My weapons, my tools, my hut, everything.
HermitCame here with nothing but a good mood ...
HermitSometimes, though ...
MeYes?
HermitSometimes, I wish I had at least taken a few clothes with me.
HermitI don't know how to weave or tan hides ...
HermitAnd the nights aren't exactly warm in this part of the island.
HermitI manage.
HermitWith clothes, I could get through the winter! After that ... we'll see ...
HermitBetter than Khorinis, anyway!
HermitEven without clothes.