Mario

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MeWhat are you doing here?
MarioI hope it won't be too long before a ship comes in where I can hire on.
MarioThis hanging around is really getting on my nerves.
MarioI've heard that you're looking for people for your ship?
MeAnd?
MarioI'm in!
MeWhy would I take you along?
MarioQuite simply, because you need me.
MarioI'm ... I was a lieutenant with the royal navy.
MarioI've served as a marine on the King Rhobar and the Pride of Myrtana.
MarioIn the Battle of the Eastern Archipelago, I single-handedly sent two dozen orcs back to Beliar's realm.
MarioUnfortunately, there were too few of us after our flagship sank, and we were forced to retreat.
MeWhy are you here, then?
MarioThe fleet is routed, and the payroll coffers are empty.
MarioAfter my discharge I wound up stranded in this dump, and I'm looking for a new berth.
MeWhat can you do?
MarioI'm trained for boarding and close combat, plus I'm a passable shot with the ship's cannon.
MarioI bet there's a thing or two that I can teach you on the trip.
MeWhat are you asking?
MarioWhat can I ask? I'd be glad to get away from here.
MarioA hand for a bunk. I help you and you take me along.
MeThe journey may be perilous.
MarioI'm used to danger. When you're out there, every day is dangerous.
MarioThe next storm could be your death, and the monsters of the deep could swallow your ship whole.
MarioAnd I don't need to mention the orcish galleys, do I? Believe me, there's nothing I'm afraid of. A sailor who's afraid is already dead.
MeI have no use for you.
MarioI'm the best sailor you'll find here.
MarioFrom the look of you, you don't know the first thing about navigation.
MarioSo think twice before you trust anyone.
MeI can always use good people.
MarioSure thing, I'll see you on the ship.
MeI can't use you after all!
MarioAs you like. You know where to find me!
MeI can use you after all!
MarioI knew it! I'll see you on the ship!
MarioYou can't treat me like that. I'll gut you!