Innos be with you - I've never seen you before, are you new around here?
Me
Yes, I only just joined.
Garwig
In that case, I hope you'll get settled here fast. Let me know if I can help you with anything.
Me
What room is this?
Garwig
This is where they keep the holy relics of the monastery.
Me
What relics?
Garwig
Here rests the Hammer of Innos, along with the Shield of Fire. These are the most important relics of the Church of Innos outside of the capital of the realm.
Me
Tell me about the hammer.
Garwig
This is the sacred Hammer of Innos. With this hammer, Saint Rhobar slew the Stone Sentinel.
Garwig
The Holy Scriptures say that the Stone Sentinel was invulnerable. He stood in battle like a tower, and the weapons of his enemies were smashed on his skin of stone.
Garwig
With the name of Innos on his lips, Rhobar hurled himself at the monster and crushed it with one mighty blow of his hammer.
Me
Tell me about the shield.
Garwig
The Shield of Fire was borne by Dominique in the battle on the Southern Isles.
Garwig
But the power of this shield is never to be wielded again - therefore, we have nailed it to the wall.
Me
Is the Eye of Innos kept here, too?
Garwig
Of course not. What a strange idea. Nobody knows where that divine artifact is to be found.
Me
What are you doing here?
Garwig
I am the guardian of the sacred artifacts.
Me
Shall I take over from you for a while?
Garwig
Is this a test? The mages have sent you to test me, right? Ooh - I knew it!
Garwig
But I shall pass this test. Tell your mages that I stand firm as a rock, and that I shall resist all temptations, for I am a worthy guardian.
Me
Why are the artifacts being guarded? Is there any reason to worry they might be stolen?
Garwig
What an extraordinary concept. Whatever makes you think that?
Garwig
Only those who serve Innos are authorized to set foot in the monastery. And no true believer would ever harbor such thoughts.
Me
Don't you ever sleep?
Garwig
What an unusual notion. Of course I don't ever sleep. Innos himself grants me the power which allows me to forego sleep altogether.
Garwig
For how else could I fulfill the sacred duties of guardianship?
Me
Do you really NEVER sleep?
Garwig
No. If a guardian falls asleep, he has failed.
Garwig
But I shall not fail, for Innos gives me strength and endurance, and I shall never tire.
Garwig
(upset) Thief! You have disgraced not only yourself and me, but this entire monastery!
Garwig
You shall atone for this sacrilege. And, above all - GIVE ME BACK THAT HAMMER!!
Garwig
(desperate) The hammer has disappeared - how could that happen?
Garwig
I have failed. Innos will punish me!
Me
I'm bringing back the hammer.
Garwig
You are a villainous thief!
Garwig
So it's you who took it ...
Garwig
But it is not my place to judge you. Innos shall administer his justice upon you, and you shall receive his punishment!