Keroloth

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MeYou train people?
KerolothYes. Once those orcs or, even worse, the dragons attack again, every single hand will be needed.
MeCan you train me, too?
KerolothSure. I'll train any good man.
KerolothBut besides your talent, you need a good weapon if you want to survive here.
KerolothAsk the knight Tandor. He'll take care of you.
MeI want to train!
KerolothYou are very good. There's nothing I can still teach you.
KerolothOnly a trained swordmaster can help you now.
MeLet's begin.
MeWhat about long-range combat?
KerolothWhat about it?
MeCan you teach me that, too?
KerolothNo, but you can ask Udar, he's a good - no, he is the BEST crossbowman I know.
MeYou're pulling such a long face.
Keroloth(agitated) Damn it to hell. I tell you, you have to watch like a hawk.
KerolothIf you turn your back for a moment, all your stuff is gone. Dirty scum!
MeDid someone steal from you?
KerolothNo. They smuggled 20 gold pieces into my pocket. Of course they stole something, you idiot!
KerolothI tell you, when I get my hands on the dirty swine ...
MeSo what are you missing?
KerolothMy purse, with all my savings in it.
KerolothAnd now it's gone!
MeIt'll turn up somewhere.
KerolothWhen I get my hands on him ...
MeWhat scum?
KerolothYou shabby dragon hunters, of course. Who else?
KerolothThose dragon hunting riff-raff, of course. Who did you think I was talking about?
Keroloth(to himself) You've got to watch out, I tell you.
MeCalm down! A paladin shouldn't lose his temper like that.
KerolothBut I don't want to calm down. That was everything I own, damnit!
MeI think I found your purse.
KerolothThe pouch is empty. What swine did this?
KerolothWhat? Where? What bastard did that?
MeHow would I know?
KerolothAre you trying to pull my leg? It was you, admit it.
KerolothI'll find that out yet.
MeKiss my ass.
KerolothI'll teach you to steal from decent folks.
MeI suspect one of the dragon hunters.
Keroloth(angry) I knew it.
Keroloth(bellows) They never should have let you into the castle.
KerolothJust wait, I'll give those swine what for.
MeEhm. It was over there, by the smithy.
KerolothWhere? Near the smithy? It must have fallen out of a dragon hunter's pocket there, don't tell me otherwise.
MeJust a moment. What about a reward?
KerolothThat's the last straw. It's been a while since you've had a knuckle sandwich, huh?
KerolothArrh. All right. Here's a few coins. And now tell me, who did it?
MeI want my finder's fee for your purse.
KerolothYou can have a punch in the jaw!
KerolothIs that your biggest worry? Here's a couple of damn coins, and now beat it.
MeRelax.
KerolothYes, Master. I'll try.
KerolothI can't prove it, but I think you're the traitor who opened the gate.
KerolothYou'll pay for that now.
MeYou've got your purse back, haven't you?
KerolothDon't push me, boy! Clear off!