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Skip(annoyed) There you are at last. I've been waiting here for hours.
Skip(confused) Just a moment. You're not a merchant from town, are you?
Skip(angrily) Where is Baltram?
MeWho are you?
SkipI don't see how that's any of your business. But if you must know, my name is Skip. Does that ring a bell?
Me(pretending he didn't understand) Who?
SkipAre you telling me you've never heard of Skip? Holy shit, where do you live?
SkipI'm one of Khorinis' most wanted criminals. Me and my boys have been the scourge of the waters around this crummy island for years.
Skip(indignantly) Come on, you must have heard of me.
MeBut of course. It's all coming back to me now.
Skip(perplexed) Honestly? You've really heard of me before?
SkipOh shit! And I had been thinking of strolling into town.
SkipGood thing I didn't.
SkipThe militia would have put me in the slammer right away.
SkipYou haven't come to put me away, have you?
MeWeeell ...
SkipGood for you. Pick a fight with old Skip, and you're history.
MeShould I know you?
SkipMind that mouth of yours, lad, or old Skip will give you what for.
MeYou're a pirate.
Skip(irritated) Yes, damnit. That's plain to see. And a cross one at that.
SkipI'm so bored I could chew up the planks of my cog.
MeBaltram? You're waiting for a merchant?
SkipSmart kid, are you?
SkipThat's what I just said, isn't it?
SkipThat good-for-nothing junk merchant seems to have forgotten me.
SkipIf only I could get my hands on him ...
MeI've got a package for you - from Baltram.
SkipWhat? He's sending me an errand boy?
SkipScared shitless, is he? Oh well. What can you expect from such a puny penny-pincher.
MeHe says he wants 3 bottles of your rum in return.
Skip(laughs) Wouldn't he like that. First he makes me wait forever, doesn't even show up in person, and then he has the nerve to make demands.
SkipHere, give him 2 bottles. That's enough for him.
MeWhere do you come from?
SkipYou want to know where our hideout is?
SkipThat's the last thing I would tell a member of the militia.
SkipIf I tell you that, I might as well invite the militia to arrest me.
SkipAnd, in case you would like to pay us a visit, it wouldn't help you in the least.
SkipThe island of Khorinis is large, and no-one ever gets to where we are anyway. Unless they have a cog or some other ship.
SkipAnd then you'd have to find your way through the cliffs as well. Nobody gets through there, unless they know the secret path.
SkipThere are only two people who know the path, and you're not one of them.
MeDo you know anyone with an eyepatch?
SkipI know plenty of men with eyepatches.
MeThere's someone roaming the land of Khorinis who seems to know you rather well.
SkipCan't imagine who. I have no dealings with landlubbers.
MeBut ...
SkipLeave it be, I'm really not interested.
MeA lot of citizens are missing. And everything seems to indicate that you're not quite innocent in the matter.
Skip(feels caught) Er ... damnit, it's not what you think it is.
SkipDo I look like a slave trader to you? No, I only transport goods. What they are and where they come from is no concern of mine.
SkipWe have shipped all kinds of things for those swine.
SkipFirst it was just regular stuff. Well, sometimes it may have been contraband.
SkipBut then they started to kidnap the inhabitants of the city. No idea what they're planning to do with them.
SkipAll we did was ferry them across.
MeWho are you talking about?
SkipThe bandits, of course. Who else? The filthy scum who are making themselves at home all over the island.
SkipAnd not just here, around Khorinis.
SkipI remember his name now. Dexter. Yes, I think they called him Dexter.
MeJust 'bandits' isn't good enough for me. I want a name ...
SkipA name? You want to know who's leading the bandits? Damnit, what was that bastard's name again ...
SkipMmh. I just can't recall his name. Even if it wasn't all that complicated.
SkipBut I can show you where to find the boss of the gang in this part of Khorinis.
SkipHave you got a decent map?
MeI've got a map right here.
SkipBut someone's scribbled all over it already. So where's the fun in messing it up for you?
MeNo.
SkipThen I guess I'll have to give you a description.
SkipThere's a very big farm far to the east. The farmer's name is Onar, I think.
SkipHe's got some fairly large fields. To the south of those fields, there's a small fortress on a high cliff.
SkipThat's where you'll find your man.
MeHere. I've got a map of Khorinis.
SkipThat's good. Let me draw in the hideout of this fellow.
SkipHere's your map.
MeWhere did you take those people?
SkipI already told you - I'm not going to tell you where our bay is.