Alligator Jack | If you're looking for me, you'll usually find me near my camp in front of the palisade. | |
Me | Palisade? | |
Alligator Jack | Just continue west from here and you'll see what I mean. | |
Alligator Jack | Who on earth are YOU? You don't look like the others. | |
Me | What others? | |
Alligator Jack | Well, the mages who are hanging around those ruins over there. | |
Alligator Jack | Are you one of that bunch, then? | |
Alligator Jack | Brave thing to run around here by yourself. | |
Me | Who are you? | |
Alligator Jack | I'm sure you've heard of me before. | |
Alligator Jack | (proudly) I'm Alligator Jack. | |
Alligator Jack | Feared all over the country. I'm one of the most dangerous pirates around here. | |
Alligator Jack | Together with Cap'n Greg I've boarded more merchant vessels than I count. | |
Alligator Jack | You're looking at a living legend here. | |
Me | Do you know a fellow named Raven? | |
Alligator Jack | Of course. He's the leader of the bandits to the east. | |
Alligator Jack | What's your business with HIM? | |
Alligator Jack | I've got a better idea. | |
Alligator Jack | Come and join us. | |
Alligator Jack | That'll give you time to think about it. | |
Alligator Jack | Once you've tried our good home-brewed rum, things will look very different. | |
Me | I've got to kill him. | |
Alligator Jack | (laughs) What? YOU? How are you going to do THAT? | |
Alligator Jack | Isn't that guy way out of your league? | |
Alligator Jack | You won't even get close to him. The bandits he's surrounded himself with will skin you alive first. | |
Alligator Jack | You won't even get past their first outpost. | |
Alligator Jack | The way you look, those bandits will get itchy fingers when they spot you a mile away. | |
Me | I want to join him. | |
Alligator Jack | (slyly) Is that so? | |
Alligator Jack | But you don't look at all like someone who would want to join those crackpots. | |
Me | I need a bandit's armor. | |
Alligator Jack | What would you do with THAT? | |
Alligator Jack | It'll only get you into trouble if you're seen with it. | |
Alligator Jack | Everyone's going to take you for a bandit and will try to kill you. | |
Me | Sounds good ... | |
Alligator Jack | Yes, but only to someone who's suicidal. | |
Me | Do you have any idea where I could find armor like that? | |
Alligator Jack | We used to have one in our pirate camp. | |
Alligator Jack | But I don't know whether it's still there. | |
Me | Your captain's name is Greg? | |
Alligator Jack | Right. He's the greatest pirate the sea ever spawned. | |
Me | I think I know your captain. I met him in Khorinis. | |
Alligator Jack | (laughs) Greg? In Khorinis? Nonsense! | |
Alligator Jack | Greg is out at sea after booty with some of the lads. | |
Alligator Jack | The only thing that could bring Greg to Khorinis would be one of the King's prison galleys. | |
Alligator Jack | He's one of the most wanted men in the land. | |
Alligator Jack | He'd never march into town voluntarily and have the royal guard throw him into prison. | |
Me | If you say so. | |
Me | Where's your pirate camp? | |
Alligator Jack | See the cave passage over there? Go through it and continue west, and you'll come to our beach sooner or later. | |
Alligator Jack | That's where our log huts are. | |
Alligator Jack | I can take you there if you want, if you do me a favor first. | |
Me | What would that be? | |
Alligator Jack | I'll have to get the boys some meat before I can go back to camp. | |
Alligator Jack | You're a strong fellow. | |
Alligator Jack | I could use your help hunting. Interested? | |
Me | What is it you hunt? | |
Alligator Jack | Only alligators, usually. But they're no good for eating. | |
Alligator Jack | And there aren't any left around here anyway. | |
Alligator Jack | So I take what I can find: swamp rats. | |
Me | What? | |
Alligator Jack | Most beasts around here taste like old socks, or they're as tough as alligator meat. | |
Alligator Jack | Those fat swamp rats are the only thing that is remotely edible. | |
Me | Tell me more about you pirates. | |
Alligator Jack | We've been living here for years. Back before the war, everyone knew us from here to the mainland. | |
Alligator Jack | Our flag alone would spread terror among the crews of merchant vessels. | |
Alligator Jack | But those times are past now. It's been weeks since we've run into a merchant vessel. | |
Alligator Jack | Our Cap'n Greg left to try and catch another. | |
Alligator Jack | The rest of us are sitting here in camp, twiddling our thumbs until he comes back. | |
Alligator Jack | I hope he'll bring back lots of booty. | |
Me | Let's go hunting. | |
Alligator Jack | All right. With two people, that's child's play. | |
Alligator Jack | Are you ready? | |
Me | Yes. | |
Alligator Jack | Great. Just stay right behind me. | |
Me | No, not yet. | |
Alligator Jack | Hurry up, then. | |
Alligator Jack | The hollow. | |
Alligator Jack | There should be some of those beasts around here. | |
Alligator Jack | Follow me. | |
Alligator Jack | I was afraid of that. | |
Me | What? | |
Alligator Jack | This handful of beasts here is only about half of what I need. | |
Alligator Jack | Now we'll have to enter the canyon. | |
Alligator Jack | Watch out, it's very dangerous deeper down in the canyon. | |
Alligator Jack | If you hold your life dear, stay very close to me. | |
Me | What IS there in the canyon? | |
Alligator Jack | We avoid that area if it's at all possible. | |
Alligator Jack | That's where you find razors. Tough beasts, those. Stay away from them if you want to live another day. | |
Me | Fine, let's go. | |
Alligator Jack | All right. | |
Alligator Jack | Come on. | |
Alligator Jack | Say, can you tell me what I took you along for? | |
Alligator Jack | You didn't kill a single swamp rat. | |
Alligator Jack | Oh well. Maybe you can be useful some other way. | |
Alligator Jack | Well done, we can use someone like you. | |
Alligator Jack | You brought down one of those beasts on your first hunt. Not bad. | |
Alligator Jack | You're a talented hunter. | |
Alligator Jack | My goodness! If you continue like that, I'll be able to stay in camp next time. | |
Alligator Jack | Here, take this swamp rat meat to lazy old Morgan. | |
Alligator Jack | You'll find him in our camp. | |
Alligator Jack | He's probably lounging on the beach somewhere. He'll be waiting for this. | |
Alligator Jack | Henry usually guards the entrance to the camp and keeps a lookout for bandits. | |
Alligator Jack | If he refuses to let you in, just tell him that I sent you. | |
Alligator Jack | Maybe that'll make him a bit more sociable. | |
Alligator Jack | Henry is a little too eager and a bit bossy, too. | |
Me | Do you know Angus and his friend Hank? | |
Alligator Jack | I haven't seen them in a while. | |
Alligator Jack | And I wouldn't mind if the pair of them never came back. | |
Me | Why? | |
Alligator Jack | Oh, those bums always hung around the lake, scaring off the game. | |
Me | WHAT lake would that be? | |
Alligator Jack | Remember our hunt? | |
Me | Yep. | |
Alligator Jack | The lake in the hollow. That's where I usually saw them. | |
Alligator Jack | The lake in the big hollow. | |
Alligator Jack | Just walk east from our camp. You can't miss the hollow. | |
Alligator Jack | There's lots of little waterfalls there. | |
Alligator Jack | But watch out - if there's nothing but dry sand underfoot, you've missed a turn and entered the canyon. | |
Me | Can you teach me something? | |
Alligator Jack | Sure, I'm a good hunter and I can show you how to skin animals and pull their teeth. | |
Alligator Jack | I'll teach you if you like. | |
Alligator Jack | But first show me that you're ready for the hunt. | |
Alligator Jack | Once we've been out hunting together, I might do it. | |
Me | Teach me! | |
Alligator Jack | What is it you want to learn? | |
Alligator Jack | Always make the cut at the belly, or the quality will suffer. | |
Alligator Jack | All right then. | |
Me | Let's go hunting. | |
Me | Come along. | |
Me | I no longer need you. | |