Bill

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MeHow are things going with you?
BillWhat's up? Did Henry send you here?
BillTell him he'll get his planks as soon as I'm done.
BillIf he can't wait that long, he's welcome to saw them himself.
MeWhat are all these planks for?
BillWe use them for the palisade, you dimwit.
BillGreg thought it would be a good idea to secure our camp this way.
BillWe can save ourselves the work, if you ask me.
BillIf the bandits are really planning to attack us, this ridiculous palisade isn't going to stop them.
BillWe should never have tolerated them in our valley in the first place.
BillIf I had known all this in advance, I'd have stayed in Khorinis.
MeCan I help you saw?
BillNah, I can handle this by myself.
BillI joined up here not long ago, and letting others do my work won't get me anywhere, if you get my drift.
MeWhat are you doing now?
BillI'm taking a break.
Bill(gloating) Francis got my old job.
BillLet him saw planks until his arms fall off.
MeI'm looking for Angus and Hank.
Bill(sighs) I've no idea where they are - the bandits must have got them.
MeYou were friends with them, weren't you?
BillAll I know is that they were going to meet up with the bandits in a cave not far from here.
BillIt must be somewhere outside of our camp, to the east.
BillI don't know where exactly. I've never been there myself.
BillMaybe you should ask Alligator Jack about this. He's always roaming around outside the camp.
MeI found your friends.
BillAnd? Where are they?
MeThey're dead.
Bill(hatefully) Those damned bandits did this!
MeIt's possible.
BillThose cursed swine. May they roast in hell.
Bill(to himself, hatefully) If only I knew the name of the lowlife who did this ...
MeI know who murdered Angus and Hank.
Bill(excitedly) Who? Who did it?
MeHis name is Juan, he's one of the bandits.
BillYou've got to do that bastard in, do you hear me?
BillHe must not get away with this.
MeJuan is history.
Bill(eagerly) And? Did he suffer?
MeCome off it, kid!
Bill(sighs) Oh well. Just as long as you killed the swine.
MeYou've been to Khorinis?
BillYes, I kept myself afloat there picking pockets and doing a little swindle or two.
BillBut when ever fewer ships came in, business got worse and worse.
BillAt some point, I got tired of being on the run from the militia for a few crusts of bread.
BillThat's when I joined Greg. Now I'm stuck here.
Bill(sighs) Sawing all day to build a palisade that's of no use to anyone.
MeCan you teach me something?
BillWell, I could show you how to pick other people's pockets unnoticed.
BillBut you should be fairly dexterous, or you can just forget it.
MeShow me how to pick pockets.
BillFirst, you need to make your intended victim feel completely safe.
BillI used to walk up to people and chat to them. That worked like a charm.
BillThen you can take a snatch, but make sure they don't notice a thing.
MeAnything else?
BillYes, keep training your dexterity. The more dexterous you are, the more chances you'll recognize.
BillAnd the sooner you can relieve your victim of his stuff without getting CAUGHT!
BillThat's all - in theory, at least.
BillForget it! You're not nimble enough!
BillYou'll have to become more dexterous first, or find a better teacher.