Matt

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MattNew here, are you? Great. We can use every man.
MeHow are things?
MattWhat part of HEALING POTION didn't you understand?
MattEverything's ship-shape - (cynically) Cap'n!
MattVery funny. We no longer have a ship.
MattI'll just wait and see what Greg does next.
MattRight now, all's quiet in the camp. So I'm going to relax a little.
MattAnd if I were you, I'd do the same.
MattSince the bandits are here now, the situation may change faster than we like.
MeWhat do you know about the bandits?
MattYou mean, besides the fact that they're a deadly menace and outnumber us by far?
MeYes.
MattThey're rolling in gold.
MattWell, at least they WERE rolling in gold. They never paid for their last shipment.
MattBut I doubt that that's because those bastards ran out of gold.
MattIt's more likely that they've gotten way too big for their boots.
MeWhat do you know about Francis?
MattYou mean, besides the fact that he's lazy and incompetent?
MeYes.
MattLet me think. Hmm ... no. That's all that springs to mind.
MeCome with me.
MattI can't leave now, I'm just trying to relax.
MeOrders from Greg.
Matt(hastily) Ah, I see. That's different of course. I mean, of course I'm coming.
MattWhere are we going?
MeJust shut up and come along.
Matt(surly) Aye aye - (sarcastically) Cap'n!
MeWe're supposed to clear the canyon.
MattYou're out of your mind. It's teeming with beasts. And those razors are not to be trifled with.
MeI know. Are you coming now?
Matt(sighs) You'd better pack a few healing potions, we're going to need them.
MeCome with me.
MattAye aye - (cynically) Cap'n!
MeI no longer need you.
Matt(moaning to himself) I need a decent swig of grog!
MattYou can go it alone from here - (cynically) Cap'n.
MattThe boys and I are headed back for camp!
MattI'm headed back to the camp!
Matt(cynically) Hello Cap'n! I could use a healing potion!