| Brandon | Looky there. A newbie. | |
| Brandon | And a landlubber at that! | |
| Brandon | You're a bit scrawny for a pirate. | |
| Me | Anything new? | |
| Brandon | You can say that. I'm injured. Have you got a healing potion to spare? | |
| Brandon | What now? Are we going to clobber those beasts, or not? | |
| Brandon | The questions you ask! I don't think there's a single razor left in the whole damn canyon. | |
| Brandon | No, but now that Greg is back, I hope that is bound to change soon. | |
| Brandon | (conspiratorial) Wait a moment. | |
| Brandon | (laughs) Not as far as I can see. Same old, same old! | |
| Me | Can you teach me something? | |
| Brandon | Teach you? You bet! I could teach you to become stronger and improve your dexterity. | |
| Brandon | But why would I want to do that? | |
| Me | Because I'll buy you a drink? | |
| Brandon | (grinning) Not bad, kiddo! Got it - first try. | |
| Brandon | But don't even bother to bring me some cheap rotgut. | |
| Me | I'll get you some grog. | |
| Brandon | Are you trying to poison me??? | |
| Brandon | I'm NOT touching that muck! Do you have any idea what's IN there? | |
| Brandon | Old Samuel has some GOOD stuff as well! Go get me some of THAT! | |
| Me | You're talking about his 'Hasty Herring'? | |
| Brandon | Aye, that's what I mean. | |
| Brandon | Have you ever tried Samuel's special recipe? | |
| Me | No, not yet. | |
| Brandon | Then have a go at it. It's a MUST-try! | |
| Brandon | How I LOVE this concoction! | |
| Me | Here you go. | |
| Brandon | Ahh! Down the hatch like liquid fire! | |
| Me | Teach me something! | |
| Brandon | You were going to get me something decent to drink, boy! | |
| Brandon | All right, lad! You've gotten quite a bit stronger already. | |
| Brandon | The more dexterous you are, the better you'll hit your target. | |
| Me | You're supposed to help me. | |
| Brandon | That's news to me. Says who? | |
| Me | Says Greg. We're off to hunt razors in the canyon. | |
| Brandon | (grinning) Finally, something's happening around here! | |
| Brandon | Then let's go right away, the sooner we do in those beasts, the sooner we get to be back here. | |
| Me | Come with me. | |
| Brandon | Let's go back a little first. | |
| Brandon | I'm right here! | |
| Me | I no longer need you. | |
| Brandon | All right, no problem. | |
| Brandon | Maybe we can have a drink together some time. | |
| Brandon | Enough already! Are you trying to depopulate the whole island? | |
| Brandon | We're headed back to the camp. | |
| Brandon | I'm headed back to the camp. | |