Buster | Who do we have here? Don't I know you from somewhere? | |
Me | Who wants to know? | |
Buster | I'm Buster, one of Lee's mercenaries! | |
Buster | And YOU had better be a little nicer to me, or I'll have your hide! | |
Buster | All right, what do you want here? | |
Me | I know Lee! | |
Buster | Everyone knows Lee! That doesn't mean a thing, pal. Right now, you're talking to ME! | |
Buster | So, where are you headed? | |
Me | That's none of your business. | |
Buster | Nobody talks to me like that, you worm! I think it's time for a sound thrashing. | |
Me | If you say so. I'm on my way to see the landowner. | |
Buster | Indeed ... Hm - you don't look all that dangerous to me. | |
Me | You've got that right. | |
Buster | (smugly) Yep, over the years you learn to spot these things, buddy. | |
Buster | We get to fight orcs here more often than not. Or the guards from town. Persistent little buggers, they are. (laughs) | |
Me | I've killed a beast or two on occasion. | |
Buster | Ha! (laughs) You probably flattened a few weevils in the fields and chased a couple of rats from their holes. | |
Buster | We're dealing with orcs here! Well, yeah, and with those scummy city guards. (derisive laugh) | |
Me | Want to find out? | |
Buster | Oh my! I picked on the wrong fella, didn't I? | |
Me | You could say so. | |
Buster | Then come on, show me what you've got. | |
Me | Impressive. | |
Buster | (laughs) That's our business, kid! We even produce our own weapons and armor! | |
Buster | We defy death every day. But a country bumpkin like you wouldn't know about that. | |
Me | Whatever you say. | |
Buster | (with a bored grunt) Get a move on, you wimp! | |
Me | I guess I'll have to show you how much I know about that! | |
Buster | Are you having a peasants' uprising all by yourself, then? | |
Buster | All right then, show me what you've got. | |
Me | So? | |
Buster | (snorts) As if you knew what I'm talking about. You think you're mighty strong, don't you? | |
Buster | (angry) Maybe it's about time that somebody taught you a lesson! | |
Me | Do you mean REAL orcs? Those big things? | |
Buster | (sighs) I mean ... Just a moment! Are you trying to pull my leg? | |
Me | (smiling) Far be that from me. | |
Buster | You worm! (stupidly aggressive) You're really asking for it, huh? | |
Buster | Then come and show me what you've got, you hero! | |
Me | Any time! | |
Buster | Come closer, then, buddy! | |
Me | Only kidding ... | |
Buster | Yeah, right, draw in your horns! Just get out of my sight! | |
Buster | What do you want, you wimp? | |
Me | I challenge you to a duel! | |
Buster | Ah-ha! You won't take this sitting down, huh? All right - come here! | |
Buster | You want to try again? Pesky little bugger - all right, come here! | |
Buster | But don't run off again! | |
Me | I want to join the mercenaries! | |
Buster | Anyone who can whack as hard as you shouldn't have too much trouble around here. | |
Buster | You're not the best of fighters, but a coward you're not. | |
Buster | My vote doesn't count much since I haven't been here for long, but when Lee asks me I'll vote for you. | |
Buster | You? I don't recall that they ever let a coward join the mercenaries ... | |
Buster | Running away in a duel - that won't get you far around here! | |
Me | I want to find out more about the mercenaries and this region. | |
Buster | I can't tell you much about this region. You had better ask the farmers. | |
Buster | And as for us mercenaries - we have a very simple rule: If you can stand your ground, you're in. | |
Buster | I think you're made of the right stuff to be one of us. | |
Buster | But you shouldn't let it get to your head that you lucked out during our last fight. | |
Buster | There are plenty of lads on the farm who are quite a bit better than I am ... | |
Buster | Sentenza, for one. He guards the entry to the farm. Whatever you do, don't pick a fight with him. | |
Buster | But why am I telling that to YOU, you wuss! | |
Me | What about this Sentenza? | |
Buster | He'll try to squeeze some gold out of you when you come to the farm - he does that to all newcomers. | |
Buster | And if I were you, I'd pay up. That's what I did back then. And the good thing was that he voted for me afterwards. | |
Buster | One good turn deserves another, he said. I lost all my gold in the bargain, but it wasn't much to begin with. And I was glad of it in the end. | |
Buster | I once watched him beat up a fellow who had decided NOT to pay him. | |
Me | Thanks for the hint. | |
Buster | Indeed. Could it be worth anything to you? | |
Me | Here you are - 5 gold pieces. | |
Buster | Thanks, man. Looks like I can take a few tonight after all. I won't forget this. | |
Me | No. | |
Buster | That's what I thought. | |
Me | Lee is the leader of the mercenaries, isn't he? | |
Buster | Right - hey, now I remember where I know you from! You were in the colony, too. | |
Me | (sighs) So I was. | |
Buster | I didn't see you when the big bang happened. Not for a while before that, either. | |
Me | I had other problems. | |
Buster | You've missed out on quite a lot then - things have changed since we were in the slammer together. | |
Me | What became of the mercenaries in the colony? | |
Buster | Once the Barrier was gone, Lee led us out of the colony. He said that nothing could happen to us if we all stuck together. And he was right. | |
Buster | It wasn't too long before we found ourselves a cozy spot right here. The landowner pays us to beat up the militia from the city. | |
Buster | And most of us would have volunteered to do that even without pay. | |
Buster | But Onar feeds us all and we can bide our time until we see a good opportunity to get away from this blasted island. | |
Me | Can you teach me how to fight better? | |
Buster | I might well be able to give you a hint or two ... | |
Buster | You're not nearly as dumb as you look. All right, I'll teach you what I know. Then maybe you'll even stand a fair chance against me ... | |
Buster | Hey, you, buddy! | |
Me | What do you want? | |
Buster | These last few days, I've been thinking about how we could make some quick money in this dump. | |
Me | And? | |
Buster | I think I've stumbled across a possibility to make money fast. | |
Buster | A merchant from town would shell out a lot of dough for a certain thing. | |
Me | Why are you telling me this? | |
Buster | I can't do it myself. I need to stay here and watch those stupid sheep. | |
Me | You mean, the farmers. | |
Buster | That's what I'm saying. | |
Me | What's this about? | |
Buster | The merchant claims that he could market shadowbeast horns very profitably. | |
Buster | Someone would have to go to the woods and harvest those beasts. And that's where you come in. | |
Me | How much is to be gained there? | |
Buster | A bunch of money, I tell you. There will be enough for the two of us. | |
Buster | And since you gave me that gold back then, I'll make you a special price. | |
Me | Sounds good! I'll let you know when I manage to get some horns. | |
Me | Who is this merchant you're talking about? | |
Buster | No can do, pal. I'd have to be really stupid to tell you my source. Were you trying to pull a fast one on me? | |
Buster | Either you make the deal with ME, or not at all, capisce? | |
Buster | My city merchant has made his farewells. | |
Me | What is that supposed to mean? | |
Buster | He's dead. You can keep the horns. I wouldn't know what to do with them now. | |
Me | How do you gut a shadowbeast? | |
Buster | You don't know that? Oh man, I'd have expected more of you. | |
Me | I've got a shadowbeast horn for you. | |
Me | I've got some more shadowbeast horns for your merchant. | |
Buster | Great. Give here. And get me more. Who knows for how long that merchant will still want these things. | |
Buster | Here's your share. | |
Me | Teach me. | |
Buster | Listen up, then. You do in that shadowbeast, and then you hold its horn with your right hand as tight as you can. | |
Buster | Then you stick your knife in its forehead and cut a furrow in the flesh around the horn. | |
Buster | Then you use your knife to lever the horn from the skull, and you put it in your pocket. | |
Buster | Well. And then you bring it to me. That shouldn't be too hard for you to do. | |
Me | I'll get back to you about that. | |
Buster | I hope so. | |
Me | What do you think of this dragon hunter thing? | |
Buster | The boys could come away with a lot of gold - if they don't kick the bucket first. | |
Buster | Myself, I prefer sticking with Lee. | |