| Hero | Text | Audio |
|---|---|---|
| Engardo | Hey, yokel, have you lost your way? Go back to your field and pull up a few turnips. | |
| Engardo | You're at the wrong place at the wrong time ... | |
| Engardo | ... so I guess that if you want to live, you had better hit the road now, get it? | |
| Engardo | Is there anything wrong with your ears, or do you have a death wish? (callously) Well - it's too late now. |