Rod

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MeHow are things?
Rod(dismissively) What do YOU want from me, weenie?
RodCouldn't they find room for you in a monastery?
MeCan you teach me how to handle two-handed weapons?
RodI'm not a bad fighter, but that doesn't mean I'm a good teacher.
RodStill, I think I can show you the basics of two-handed combat anyway.
RodThat is, if you give me back my sword.
RodListen, boy. It takes a lot of strength to wield a two-handed weapon.
RodWhy don't you slink off to the pasture for a game of ring-around-a-rosy with the sheep?
MeI want to improve my two-handed fighting skills!
RodYou're getting better already.
MeI want to join the mercenaries!
RodSo what about handing me my sword back first, eh?
RodOK. I don't carry grudges.
RodYou can fight, and that's what counts.
RodMost of the lads here think nothing of a little brawl among friends. You'll get used to that.
RodOh well, you wield a decent sword. You'll learn the rest.
RodAs far as I'm concerned, you're in.
RodThere's no place for wimps around here!
MeLooks like I'll have to teach you some manners, doesn't it?
RodGo ahead, give it a try!
RodYou're just not going to learn this!
MeI am strong enough!
RodNonsense! You couldn't even LIFT a decent sword like mine!
MeI said I AM strong enough!
RodOoh, you're killing me. Want to risk a little bet?
MeI bet I can handle your sword!
RodReally? Hmm... (thinking) How much should I relieve you of?
RodWell, you look like a poor sucker. Let's make it 30 gold pieces! Do you even have that much?
MeNo.
RodOh, just go away.
MeSure.
RodLet me see, then ...
MeHere!
Rod(gloating) All right, let's see then how strong you are ...
MeAbout this strong?!
Rod(perplexed) Looks like you got me there.
RodI never expected that. You really don't look like you have that much strength in you.
RodWell - I guess I just lost 30 gold pieces. Here you are.
MeI can't wield this weapon.
Rod(laughs) That's what I'm saying!
RodAnd now give me back my weapon.
MeNow where did I put it ...
RodThat figures. Come back when you have gold to bet with.
MeHere you are.
RodYou're nothing but a wimp after all!
MeI think not ...
Rod(threatening) What was that?
MeI think I'm going to keep it a little longer.
RodJust you wait, you bastard!
MeHere's your sword back!
RodHigh time, too!
MeHow's it going?
RodThat's none of your business, weakling.
RodI'm curious to see whether they'll let you join.
RodYou're one of us now, kid. We'll get that settled somehow.
RodYou don't belong here, you'd better go hang out somewhere else!
RodIf all those stories about dragons are actually true, we should get a few people together and go flatten those beasts!