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MeWhat are you smoking there?
DarWant a toke?
MeSure.
DarNot bad, eh?
MeWhere did you get the stuff?
Dar(grins) I have my sources.
MeNo.
MeDo you do anything besides smoke?
Dar(sarcastic) Sometimes I let some vengeful swampweed junkies beat me up..
DarNot at the moment.
MeI want to join the mercenaries. Do you mind?
DarWho cares.
MeCipher told me that someone stole a package of swampweed from him ...
Dar(laughs subdued and moronically)
MeWould you know anything about that?
Dar(very short) No.
Me(threatens) Where's the package?
DarOkay, okay, okay. I sold it to some bum in town.
DarIt was at the harbor. I can't remember what he looked like.
MeCould it be that you need another thrashing?
DarHonest, man, I was totally stoned. I don't have the slightest idea what the guy looked like.
DarIt was at the harbor near the boat-builders'. That's all I can remember.
DarWhat do I know?
MeI'll knock it out of you!
DarRelax. I'm way too stoned to fight with you!
DarHere, first take a big toke!
DarBlabbermouth! You told Cipher I took his weed!
DarLike hell will I vote for you.
MeHave you ever tried shroom tobacco?
DarSounds interesting. Give it here.
DarAll right, here we go ...
DarHave you ever smoked that stuff YOURSELF?
MeWell ...
DarHave you or haven't you?
MeI've been sort of busy ...
DarOh, shit!
DarHoly Rhobar!
DarThat stuff is way too harsh! Don't even try it!
MeThere seem to be some mercenaries missing here.
DarSure. That's true. Sylvio is miles away, and he took half the crew with him.
DarWho cares. I've got a better chance of becoming someone with Lee's boys. All I need is a bang.
DarIf I could bring proof that I'm a real tough guy, maybe I could even become one of Lee's bodyguards.
MeTough guy? You?
Dar(angry) Oh, come on, shut up. Who are you anyway?
DarSome puffed-up nitwit from the city. You dorks got nothing going for you.
DarYou've only been here for a couple of days, and you're spouting off already.
DarWho you trying to scare with your stupid magic bullshit? Not me anyway.
DarNow that I think about it, splitting your skull is exactly what would get me a lot of respect with Lee's boys.
DarJust you wait. I'll find a way to make an impression on Lee.
MeOK. Just try it.
DarOoh, I can't wait.
MeI've got no time for this kind of bullshit.
DarOh, yeah. The shining knight of justice, I forgot. Too bad. I thought you had more guts.
MeWhat would that look like?
DarI don't know exactly. Some kind of orc trophy wouldn't be bad.
DarSome kind of insignia from the orc leaders or something. A banner, an armband or a ring, or something like that.
DarI can't make any kind of impression here with much less. That much is obvious.
MeThat doesn't concern me.
Dar(angry) Of course not. I'd have been amazed.
DarAll right, I know Lee won't exactly be thrilled if I get into it again with you.
DarI don't want to make any enemies here. So let's forget the nonsense, okay?
MeI've got the orc trophy you were looking for.
DarWhat's this you've brought me?
MeThe ring of an orcish warlord.
DarWow, in that case ... What do you want for it?
MeGive me some gold.
DarMmh. 600 gold coins?
MeWhat was that?
DarOkay. I'll give you 1200 gold coins for it.
DarTake it or keep the ring.
MeIt's a deal. Here's the ring.
DarThanks. I can't wait to hear what the others will say about it.
MeThat's not enough.
DarAnd I think it's too much. This business is too shady for me. No offense.
MeWhat can you offer me?
DarEither take the money, or this amulet that I ... well, let's say, acquired a while ago.
DarIt improves your dexterity. I've tried it myself.
MeGive me the amulet.
DarSure thing. Have fun with it. Now gimme that ring.
DarIt was a pleasure.