Fester

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MeWhat are you doing here?
FesterI am preparing for battle ...
MeWhy?
FesterLately the farmers have had more and more problems with field raiders.
FesterA few of them even managed to get themselves eaten.
FesterFat Onar didn't exactly find that amusing. None of us got our pay for a week.
FesterAnd it was more or less my fault. Now Lee wants me to wipe out the creatures' nest by myself.
FesterAnd the other boys have already made bets on whether I'll survive ...
MeAre you a good fighter?
FesterI'm fair with a sword, but with the bow I'm very good! Why do you ask?
MeWhere's the nest?
FesterIn the middle of the field here, in the big rock.
MeWe could attack that nest together ...
FesterYou want to help me? Why?
MeI want to join you!
FesterOh, so that's the way it is. You want to prove how good you are ..
Fester(cunningly) All right, let's attack the beasts together.
MeI want to see some gold!
Fester(laughs) You bastard! You want to take advantage of my situation, huh?
FesterEither I pay you, or I bite the dust.
FesterAll right. I can pay you 50 gold pieces - that's all I have.
MeLet's attack the nest!
FesterIn the dark? No, no, we'd better do this by daylight.
FesterRight now? Or do you need to equip yourself first?
FesterYou could go back to the farm first ...
MeThere's no time like the present.
FesterGood, then let's see what you've got.
MeAll right, let's wait a little longer ...
FesterYou know where to find me ...
FesterWhere the devil have you been?
FesterSo this is where they dragged the dead farmers. Disgusting.
FesterThe filthy things should all be wiped out now.
FesterLet's go back!
MeWhat about our agreement?
FesterAre you kidding? You didn't do anything for it.
FesterWell, I could help you to get accepted with us, but I won't.
MeAnd why not?
FesterIf I tell everybody that you helped me, they'll hit me with a new assignment.
FesterYou understand that I don't fancy that, don't you?
FesterWell, tough luck, kid. I'm sure you'll find someone else to help you.
FesterHey - you wanted to take advantage of my situation. Now I'm taking a bit of advantage of you.
FesterBut look at the bright side: you had a learning experience. That's something, isn't it?
MeI think your hide could do with another tanning.
MeI don't like having my leg pulled.
FesterI'm shaking, I'm shaking.
MeIt wasn't a good idea for you to take up with Sylvio.
FesterYou're one of Lee's toadies, aren't you? You've come to the wrong man!
FesterWhat the devil do you want from me now?
MeI just love to watch you kiss the mud!
FesterYou just don't get it, do you?