BRUTUS

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MeSo, still got all your teeth?
BRUTUSMan, you're a tough one! I wouldn't want to face you in battle.
MeI think you broke every single one of my ribs.
BRUTUSAnd I didn't even hit you all that hard. Oh well, never mind, I like a guy who can take a few blows in stride.
BRUTUSThis here potion will help you get back on your feet. It also works wonders for your bowels!
BRUTUSI have nothing against a good fight. But when I start a fight, I end it, too.
MeWhat's your task here?
BRUTUSMy job? I'm training the lads. I teach them how to get muscles of steel.
BRUTUSI also take care of the prisoners. I'm like a damn father to those bastards.
BRUTUSBut my real art is to get them to talk. And believe me - I have ways to make anyone talk.
MeSounds awfully nice ...
BRUTUSBut those flea-infested blockheads we have currently locked up don't have much to say anyway.
BRUTUSAnd they won't let me deal with that Gorn.
MeAnything new?
BRUTUSEverything seems quiet. No new prisoners - nobody who needs help finding the right words - too bad.
MeCould you train me?
BRUTUSSure I can help you become stronger, but I don't give away anything for free.
MeHow much do you want?
BRUTUSHmm ... you run around outside of the castle, don't you? Here's what I suggest.
BRUTUSMy assistant, Den, made himself scarce during the last attack. What a quitter.
BRUTUSBut he didn't run for it empty-handed. He took the contents of our cash-box with him.
MeWhat cash-box?
BRUTUSWe have this chest where we keep the stuff that we have ... er ... collected over the course of time.
BRUTUSAnd that was a tidy sum. The chest contained 200 gold pieces, along with some precious jewelry.
BRUTUSIf you bring me back the gold, you can keep the jewels, and I'll train you.
MeDo you know where Den was headed?
BRUTUSAs far away from here as possible. I guess he may have tried to get through to the pass.
MeThanks, that's very helpful.
BRUTUSWell, what can I say? I have no idea where he went.
MeI've got something for you.
BRUTUSExcellent. I can train you if you like.
BRUTUSListen, just bring me 200 gold pieces. I don't care where you get them - just as long as it's gold.
MeI want to become stronger.
MeTortured anyone today?
BRUTUSCan't you see I'm busy? Come back later.
MeWhy aren't you at work?
BRUTUS(distraught) But that's disgusting!
BRUTUSHave you had a look in my chamber? Those filthy meatbugs are everywhere.
BRUTUSI have no idea who set up quarters in there before, but I'm certainly not going back into that filthy sty.
BRUTUSI hate those beasts. And stop grinning like an idiot.
MeThe meatbugs are gone. You can go back to polishing your thumbscrews, or whatever.
BRUTUSAre you really sure that not one of those monsters is left?
MePretty sure.
BRUTUSAll right, then. Here, take this gold as a token of my gratitude.
MeAw, don't make me cry.
MeAre you all right?
BRUTUS(apprehensively) And you are sure that those meatbugs are gone?
MeAhem ... look, there's one right behind you.
BRUTUS(bellows) What?
MeYou're possessed!
MeGo to the monastery and have them heal you.
BRUTUSI'm beyond help. Go away!
MeSomebody needs to cut those demons out of your head.
BRUTUS(screams) NO!