What else should I say. Nothing but up and down this damned river for days.
ENGROM
Orcs lurking on the left, bandits hanging around on the right, and every day I eat lurker meat. I can't take it any more, you see.
Me
Ever considered getting out of here?
ENGROM
Yeah, sure. No problem at all.
ENGROM
First I'll carve my way through the hordes of orcs, say hello to all the other monsters that are all over the place, and then I just stroll right across the pass!
ENGROM
That would be quite a trick!
Me
I got in here, too.
ENGROM
Are you trying to tell me you just came across the pass?
Me
More or less, yes!
ENGROM
Then you got lucky. As long as things are so messed up around here, I'm not going to budge.
ENGROM
Hunting is my only consolation. But I'd like to see a target once in a while other than these disgusting lurkers.