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Me	Well, what have we here?
Valentino	My name is Valentino. I'm trying not to profane this day given to me by Innos with work.
Me	Mind your words.
Valentino	Oh, pardon me, I meant no offense to our Lord. Please forgive me, sir.
Valentino	Have you no manners? That's disgusting!
Valentino	Always this filthy rabble. Haven't you a job where you ought to be?
Valentino	But I suppose no one would miss a down-at-the-heels fellow like you, hey?
Valentino	Well, if you had as much gold as I do, you wouldn't have to work either. But you'll never be that rich.
Me	I see I'm going to have lots of fun with you.
Me	I asked you who you are!
Valentino	I am Valentino the handsome. Bon vivant and ladies' man.
Valentino	Poor in cares, rich in wisdom and gold, and the women throw themselves at me.
Valentino	If you have problems, keep them. I don't need them.
Me	Looks like I'm going to have to teach you some manners!
Valentino	Doesn't matter to me! Thrash me all you want. When I get up tomorrow, I'll be fine again.
Valentino	But you'll have to run around with that mug of yours for life.
Me	(calmly) Do you have anything else to tell me?
Valentino	Make yourself popular, never promise anything to anyone, take what you can, and watch out that you don't get into a quarrel with the militia.
Valentino	Or with jealous husbands, of course - they're the worst, let me tell you.
Valentino	For a man in your position, anything is possible. You simply have to recognize when it's time to act.
Valentino	So don't waste any time, and act.
Valentino	I've told you everything you need to know - the rest is up to you.