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Moe	Hey, I don't know you. What do you want here? Are you headed for the pub?
Me	No, I'm not headed for the pub ...
Moe	Yeah, that's what I would have said. But that isn't important - and that's why we can get straight down to business.
Moe	Since you're new here, I'll make you an offer. You give me 50 gold pieces, and you can go.
Moe	That's your entrance fee for the pub.
Me	But I don't want to go to the pub!
Moe	You know, sooner or later, everyone wants to go into the pub. So you can pay right now - then you'll have it over with.
Me	Oh, so this is the harbor watering hole. And there I was, taking it for the governor's palace.
Moe	Hey - cut out the bad jokes, runt, otherwise you'll be chewing the cobblestones.
Me	Yes, do you mind?
Moe	You've got no business here, runt.
Me	Let's find out what the militia thinks of that ...
Moe	(laughs) The militia isn't here. And do you know why they aren't here?
Moe	This here is the harbor district, runt. None of the militia will pick a fight with me down here.
Moe	At the most, they go to the 'Red Lantern'. You see, it's just you and me. (filthy grin)
Me	I see, I'll be forced to tan your hide in order to make any progress.
Moe	You're welcome to try, runt. Show me what you got!
Me	Are you trying to make trouble for me?
Moe	Sure, I'm a master at making trouble. So defend yourself, runt.
Me	Calm down, all I want to do is drink a beer.
Moe	Okay, but it'll cost you 50 gold pieces to get in. (grins)
Me	All right, I'll pay.
Moe	Great. And since this went so well, now you can give me the rest of what you've got on you.
Me	... but I don't have that much gold with me.
Moe	That doesn't matter. Just give me everything you've got on you.
Me	... but I don't even have 10 gold pieces.
Moe	Man, did I pick a live one.
Moe	All right - sigh - you can go.
Me	Forget it, you won't get a single coin!
Moe	Then I'll take everything you have - as soon as you're lying on the ground in front of me.
Me	OK, this is all I have.
Moe	All right, that's enough, then. Ever generous - that's me. (grins)
Me	You know your way about the harbor, don't you?
Moe	Sure thing. Why?
Me	How's the shipping traffic?
Moe	The only ship that's come here recently is the paladins' ship.
Moe	It's over there behind the rocky ridge to the southwest.
Me	Why don't I see any militia?
Moe	They don't dare come in here. We take care of things ourselves.
Me	What kind of rumors are floating about?
Moe	Around here, we don't like people who ask too many questions. Especially not if they're strangers.
Moe	Nothing - what could there be? Everything's quiet here.
Moe	(contrived) It's bad. Times are hard and we're all trying to stay on the straight and narrow.
Me	Stop mocking me.
Moe	How could you think something like that of me? I am deeply wounded.
Moe	Things are really hot. Lord Andre has been trying for a while to stick his nose into things that don't concern him.
Moe	The swells will never understand the way things work down here.
Moe	We don't have anything to do with that business.
Me	What business?
Moe	With that paladin they murdered up there. You really ought to worry about the mercenaries, instead of wasting your time down here.
Moe	I know you didn't have anything to do with it, but the murder of the paladin has really frightened the fine gentlemen.
Moe	If you want some advice among friends, get out of town. At least for a while.
Moe	Since it got out that the mercenaries didn't do in the paladin, the militia doesn't dare come in here at all.
Moe	I think they're afraid of a few bloody noses. It's okay with me.
Moe	There's absolutely nothing going on here.
Moe	Finally those puffed-up paladins are leaving the harbor. It's about time.
Moe	Hey, you! Lehmar says hello.