Jesper

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JesperHey, what are you doing down here? There's nothing here for you.
JesperSo, out with it, what are you doing here?
MeI have come to kill you.
JesperWhat a marvelous idea. Thought that up all by yourself, did you? Ah, so what. I'll make it short.
MeI wanted to have a little look around.
JesperThere's nothing here to look at. You're walking on dangerous ground, understand?
JesperSo leave your weapon where it is and tell me why you're here.
MeAttila gave me a key. That's why I'm here. So what do you want of me?
JesperWouldn't you like to know? Keep your cool.
JesperGo see Cassia. You're expected.
MeI've done in Attila. He had the key to the sewers on him.
Jesper(disbelieving) YOU killed Attila?! (scornfully) So what, he was a lousy dog anyway.
JesperBut I'll tell you something. If you attack me, I'll kill you.
MeWhat are you doing here in this dark, dank hole?
Jesper(growls) I live here. One more stupid question and I'll cut a design in your hide.
MeTake me to your leader.
Jesper(laughs dirtily) HA - my leader? I'm sure Cassia will want to talk to you.
JesperGo ahead - and don't try to fool me.
MeCan you teach me something?
JesperSure, I'll show you how to sneak - free of charge for you.
JesperYou want to learn how to move without making a sound? That'll cost you 100 gold pieces.
MeOK, I want to learn how to sneak.
MeHere's the gold.
JesperSo, then tell me when you're ready.
JesperYou can't learn anything without gold.
MeTeach me the art of sneaking.
JesperSneaking is essential for every thief. Above all, when you're moving around in somebody else's house.
JesperDon't just tramp on in like that. Most people sleep very lightly.
JesperOnly when you sneak will no one hear you - and you can work unhindered.
JesperYou killed my friends. Why did you do that, you murderer?
JesperI'll send you to Beliar's realm.
JesperYou killed Cassia, you dirty murderer. But you won't get past me!
JesperI've done more things for Ramirez and collected more cash than you'll ever see.
JesperAnd you just killed him, you filthy dog! It's time to pay the piper!
MeSay, would you know anything about Bosper's bow?
JesperYou mean the bow from the bowyer? Yeah, I've got it packed somewhere up front in a chest.
JesperBut there's rats scurrying around there. You can fetch it, if the critters don't bother you.
JesperOh, well of course the chest is locked. You just have to break into it. (grins) Hopefully, you still have lock picks.
MeWhat's behind that locked door?
Jesper(grins) Behind that is the chest - the chest of the master lock picker. Fingers.
JesperHe put such an unbelievably complicated lock on it that, till now, no one has been able to open it.
JesperUnfortunately, he got nabbed - they tossed him through the Barrier, where he probably died.
JesperBut if you want to try opening the chest, here's the key to the room.
MeI managed to open the chest.
JesperThat's impossible! It looks like we've got a new master lock picker.
JesperCongratulations on this accomplishment.