Judge

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MeWhat are you doing here?
JudgeWhat are you accosting me for? Who are you anyway?
MeI, er ...
JudgeSay, don't I know you from somewhere?
MeNot that I remember.
JudgeThat's funny. I could have sworn I'd met you before.
JudgeNever mind, you're obviously gutter scum anyway. You all look alike somehow.
MeMaybe so.
JudgeDon't get snotty! Who do you think you're talking to anyway?
JudgeThe least you can do is address me in a more appropriate tone.
JudgeAnd now get out of my sight!
MeHow's it going?
JudgeYou'd better scram, you filthy mercenary, before I call the guards.
MeRelax. I'm not here to steal from you. I'm looking for work.
JudgeAh. So you want to work for me. Hmm. That is, of course, a different matter.
JudgeThere is, alas, one minor problem. I don't know whether I can trust you. You will have to prove your loyalty first.
JudgeHave I not made it clear that I want no contact with you?
MeNo, not in so many words.
JudgeSo I certainly hope you get the point now.
MePut me to the test.
JudgeMmh. All right. Listen. Bring me the sacred hammer of the Magicians of Fire. They keep it somewhere in the basement of their monastery.
JudgeIf you pull that off, I might think about hiring you as a bodyguard.
MeI'm supposed to steal from the magicians? You're off your rocker.
JudgeThen go to hell and stop wasting my time.
MeAll right.
JudgeFine. But remember - if they catch you, I've never heard of you.
MeHere's the sacred hammer of the magicians.
JudgeI am truly impressed. You're really serious about this, aren't you? Here's your pay.
JudgeFine. If that's how it is, I have another task for you already.
JudgeSome days ago, several prisoners escaped from the local jail.
JudgeThose sumbitches have taken off to the mountains. Somewhere in the direction of Xardas' new tower.
JudgeThe name of their leader is Morgahard. I want you to kill him.
JudgeGo hurry before they are gone for good.
MeMorgahard is dead.
JudgeAh. You're a good boy. Here's your reward.
MeIs there anything else I could do for you?
JudgeNot right now. Maybe later.
MeGive me a written authorization for the paladins' ship.
Judge(laughs) You've got to be out of your mind. What do you want me to do?
MeYou heard me all right. Give me that authorization, or I'll turn you in to the militia.
Judge(bellows) I shall not be blackmailed. Least of all by you! I shall feed you to the wolves, you miserable piece of scum.
MeMorgahard assaulted the governor by your order. I am in possession of a document which can prove it.
Judge(bellows) Arrh.
JudgeYou'll be sorry for this. No-one blackmails me and gets away with it.
JudgeHere's your authorization. Now leave. I shall deal with you later.
JudgeGet out of my sight.