Alwin

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MeAre those your sheep?
AlwinThe only one that belongs to me is the one that answers to the name of Lucy. (laughs) That's my wife - Lucy.
AlwinThe sheep belong to the militia. All the sheep they collect from the farmers they bring to me.
AlwinBoy, that lunatic's hammering is wearing me down.
MeWho are you talking about?
AlwinCan't you hear that hammering? Who do you think hammers all day long in the harbor district?
AlwinI mean that lunatic Fellan. He takes the hammer to his hut every day.
MeI could take care of Fellan ...
AlwinYou want to help me? What's in it for you?
MeYou tell me.
AlwinOh, that's how it is! All right - if you can get him to stop hammering, I'll pay you 25 gold pieces.
AlwinBut I'll tell you one thing right now - you can't talk to the guy. He's nuts. The only thing that will help is a few decent punches!
MeI'll see what I can do ...
AlwinYou can think about it. Remember, I'll pay you 25 gold coins.
MeIf I beat him up, I'll just get into trouble with the militia ...
AlwinDown here at the harbor, no one pays much attention to brawls ...
AlwinBut if you steal around here, or mess with the sheep, you'll be in trouble.
MeFellan will hammer no longer.
AlwinHear that? No more hammering. At last. I thought the fellow would never quit.
AlwinYou've done me a huge favor. You know what, I'll give you 30 gold pieces.
MeAnd, how are the sheep?
AlwinFellan's hammering is going to drive them crazy. One of these days they'll go completely to pieces.
AlwinThe sheep eat and get fatter and fatter. Just like my wife. HAHAHA (laughs loudly)
AlwinI'll probably have to slaughter one of them. For the last meal!
MeFor what?
AlwinFor the mercenary who murdered the paladin. Of course he'll be executed.
AlwinI just have to decide which of the creatures will go to the slaughtering-block.
AlwinLucy is really lucky to be alive.
MeI thought you said Lucy was your wife.
AlwinRight, but I also called the sheep Lucy. I mean the sheep that was meant for the last meal for that Bennet.
AlwinBut that all worked out. Lucy will be glad.
AlwinAs time goes by, watching the sheep eat gets to be pretty boring.
AlwinI'm saying goodbye to them. Lord Hagen has ordered that all the sheep are to serve as provisions for his army.
AlwinWell, then at least I'll have more time for my wife.